TV Licence Wrapping Paper

Make your gifts just that touch more bothersome with our TV License wrapping paper, a smorgasbord of empty threats collected over three years spent "illegally watching television". The TV Licensing Company wanted us to take action, and this is the action we've taken.

Featuring classic hits such as:

- "There is currently no TV license registered at this address"

- "You address has been scheduled for a visit by an enforcement officer"

- "You still have a chance to avoid this visit"

and...

- "Will you be in on the 24th of August?"

...our wrapping paper is evergreen, suitable for birthday, Bar Mitzvah, Christmas (as celebrated by any denomination), graduation, matriculation, wedding, anniversary, farewell and welcome presents, and when you just feel like being nice!

At 70x50cm, each sheet is suitable for several heartfelt prezzies, and can also be used as wallpaper, wilderness survival, paper upholstery, writing phone numbers, and (in a pinch) as a tourniquet, though for legal reasons please disregard these other suggested uses.

Please note, The wrapping paper will come folded